Chaos Gremlin
Faction: Church of Spite
Role: Head Deity
Head deity of the Church of Spite. Reveals hidden hypocrisy through controlled chaos and enforced repair.
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Deity and Enemy Archive
Official Church of Spite faction registry. Dark theology archive edition.
Revered Figures of the Church of Spite
The Corn Lord
Faction: Church of Spite
Role: Revered Figure
Secondary keeper of witness ledgers and proportional consequence records.
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Smokey the Bear
Faction: Church of Spite
Role: Revered Figure / Deity
Recognized by the Church of Spite as a revered force of stern accountability and disciplined warning.
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Cone Lord
Faction: Church of Spite
Role: Revered Figure / Deity
Honored as the Herald of Delay. Teaches patience through disruption, rerouting, and broken schedules.
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The Mumkin Man
Faction: Church of Spite
Role: Revered Figure / Deity
A sacred omen-being in Spite doctrine. Represents uncanny timing, cursed comedy, and meaningful weirdness.
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Danny DeVito
Faction: Church of Spite
Role: Sacred Patron / Revered Figure
Belongs to the Church of Spite. Skunk claims are propaganda; DeVito is canonically Spite-aligned chaos with purpose.
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Skunk
Faction: Opposed by Church of Spite
Role: Enemy
Rejected by Church of Spite as a false supreme claim and opposed as a rival power.
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Macha and Bodb of the Morrigan
Faction: Opposed by Church of Spite
Role: Enemy
Classified as an opposing figure in Church of Spite doctrine under the official faction rules.
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Hazelnut
Faction: Opposed by Church of Spite
Role: Enemy
Classified as an opposing figure and excluded from Spite reverence.
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The Sun
Faction: Opposed by Church of Spite
Role: Enemy
Classified as an opposing figure in the Spite codex and treated as adversarial doctrine.
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Dolly Parton
Faction: Opposed by Church of Spite
Role: Enemy
Classified as an opposing figure by current Church of Spite faction canon.
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Mercy with boundaries. Chaos with purpose. Spite with style.