September 12, 2024
Skunk Era Trigger Event
The foundational Skunk doctrine gains momentum, centering unconditional compassion.
Chronicle
History of the Church of Spite
A movement formed in opposition to unconditional kindness doctrine.
February 25, 2026
Skunk Meets Chaos Gremlin
Initial contact between Skunk and Chaos Gremlin is recorded. Early reports indicate rapid conversational momentum, suspicious humor compatibility, and the first signs of theological instability.
March 1, 2026
The First Pilgrimage
Skunk and Chaos Gremlin meet in person. Observers report extended walking, excessive laughter, and an unusual inability to behave normally.
March 9, 2026
Church of Spite Launch
Public doctrine, deity catalog, join flow, confessions, and rivalry pages are published.