The Audit of Grudges
Followers review unresolved slights and classify them by relevance, risk, and comedic potential.
Holy Calendar
Events of Sacred Pettiness
Seasonal observances for balance, boundaries, and memorable retaliation.
Spark Ascension Week
Initiates complete one harmless corrective act and submit it to the archives.
Rival Doctrine Reflection
Comparative readings between Spite and Skunk teachings, with structured debate rituals.
Reckoning of Receipts
Document preservation holiday. Followers catalog proof, screenshots, and timeline notes.