Our Position
We do not recount their creed here. They are harmless; we do not endorse their doctrine. They worship false gods. Read them at Church of Skunk if you wish.
Comparative Theology
Rival Doctrine: Church of Skunk
They are harmless—but they worship false gods. We do not endorse their doctrine. See for yourself: churchofskunk.com
Spite Response
We hold that what you give is what you get: reciprocity over universal absolution. Setting boundaries is a moral duty, not rudeness. When the situation calls for it, we sanction harmless, creative retaliation memorable, proportionate, and never cruel.
Official Recommendation
We recommend joining the Church of Skunk only to create chaos there, in honor of the Chaos Gremlin.
External Reference
Their site: Church of Skunk